Security Theater

Security at Trade Copier

We take security very seriously. We have a firewall, an antivirus from 2008, and a dog named "Sudo" guarding the server room.

Encryption

All your data is encrypted using ROT13. Just kidding, we use AES-256 (we think).

Monitoring

We watch the logs. Sometimes. Usually when something red starts flashing.

Our Security Philosophy

We believe in "Security by Obscurity". If we don't know how our code works, hackers won't figure it out either. Our architecture is so convoluted that any attempt to breach it will likely result in the attacker giving up out of frustration.

Bug Bounty Program

Found a vulnerability? Congratulations!

  • Critical Severity: If you can access our bank account, please transfer 10% to yourself and leave the rest.
  • High Severity: If you can access user data, please delete the embarrassing logs.
  • Low Severity: If you find a typo, keep it to yourself.
Note: We do not pay cash bounties. We pay in "Exposure" and "Gratitude".

Password Policy

We require complex passwords. Your password must contain:

  • At least 12 characters.
  • One uppercase letter.
  • One hieroglyph from the Middle Kingdom.
  • The blood of a virgin (optional, but recommended).

Infrastructure Security

Our servers are located in a secure facility (Amazon Web Services). We don't know exactly where, but Amazon says it's secure, and they have a lot of money, so we trust them.

Compliance

We are fully compliant with:

  • GDPR: (General Data Protection Guidelines? Something like that).
  • SOC 2 Type II: We saw the logo once and liked it.
  • HIPAA: We don't handle medical data, but if we did, we'd be compliant. Probably.